It is unknown how these magical diseases came about. Some sages say they’re from war, some say that a rip in magical fields caused them, others say that creatures having sex with certain magical beings cause weird things. Whatever the reason, magical diseases aren’t pretty. Magical diseases don’t have an occurrence or severity. They last until dispelled by cure disease, wish, etc.. The DM can pick or roll (2d8) on Table 3.

Some may feel that the these diseases cause to much damage. A first level character can have sex with somebody infected with acid secretion and most likely be killed during the encounter. This is true, but the important thing to remember is that these diseases are magical and are not necessarily that common in society.

Table 25: Magical Diseases

Description

Acidic Secretion

The sexual partner receives 2d8 points of damage on any round (DM’s choice) during each sexual encounter.

Bitchy Magical Syndrome (B.M.S.)

This magical disease only affects females. Males should reroll on the magical disease table. Females with this disease suffer the effects of The Bitch Rule.

Fiery Secretion

The sexual partner receives 2d6 points of damage on any round (DM’s choice) during each sexual encounter.

Mummy Crotch Rot

This disease is fatal in 1-6 months. For each month the rot progresses, the victim permanently loses two points of charisma. The disease can be cured only with a cure disease spell. Cure wounds and regenerate spells have no effect on a person inflicted with mummy crotch rot.

Orgasmatic Monster Summoning

Within one round of an orgasm, summoned monsters appear. There are seven stages of this disease. Each stage is relative to the number of months the inflicted has had the disease. Thus in the first month, the disease would be in the first stage.

In the first stage, 2d4 1st-level monsters appear (selected by the DM, from encounter tables). In the second stage, 1d6 2nd-level monsters appear. In the third stage, 1d4 3rd-level monsters appear. In the forth stage, 1d3 4th-level monsters appear. In the fifth stage, 1d2 5th-level monsters appear. In the sixth stage, 1d3 6th-level monsters appear. In the seventh stage, 1d2 7th-level monsters appear. The disease becomes terminal after the 7th stage.

The summoned creatures attack whomever happens to be there for a number of rounds equal to the stage number + 10.

Orgasmatic Flight

Upon an orgasm, the inflicted levitates if able (not tied down, etc). Then, he/she takes off in a random direction for 1d20 rounds. Upon coming into contact with a solid object (ex. Wall), he/she takes off in another random direction. The DM may assign damage if necessary.

Orgasmatic Polymorph

Upon an orgasm, the inflicted polymorphs into another creature, save those that are noncoporeal, from as small as wren to as large as a hippopotamus. Furthermore the victim gains its physical mode of locomotion and breathing as well. No system shock is required. This affect does not give the new form’s other abilities, nor does it run the risk of changing personality and mentality. The duration of the polymorph is 1 turn per constitution point.

Poison Secretion

The sexual partner receives damage (save versus Poison) on any round (DM’s choice) during each sexual encounter . Roll (1d20) on the following table to decide damage:

Table 26: Onset Time and Damage for Poison Secretion

Sexual Audible Glamer

Any time the inflicted engages in sexual activity, he/she has uncontrollable desires to yell, scream, etc. This yell becomes louder as the sexual encounter continues. The volume is based upon the round of sex. During the second round, the volume is that of one person. The ratio is two rounds for one person’s volume. Thus, the noise increase to the equivalent of two men during the forth round, the noise of three men during the sixth, and so on.

Sexual Chill Touch

On the tenth round of a sexual encounter, the inflicted causes a chill touch to his/her partner. The partner will take 1d10 points of damage due to the absolute cold. Further, the victim must save versus paralysis or be utterly unable to move. This paralysis lasts until dispelled in some manner. (This could be real embarrassing to a government official paralyzed in a sleazy establishment.)

Sexual Clairvoyance

The inflicted sees in his/her mind some unknown locale (chosen by the DM) at random times throughout a sexual encounter.

Sexual Invisibility

The inflicted slowly turns invisible when having sex. This transformation begins on the second round and will end when the sexual encounter is finished. At this point, the inflicted will be totally invisible. The duration of invisibility is equal to the amount of rounds of the sexual encounter. (This could be beneficial when a quick an discreet exit is required.)

Sexually Transmitted Lycanthrope

A person with this disease either becomes inflicted with lycanthrope or becomes a carrier of the dreaded disease. The chances to get the disease are as followed:

The type of lycanthrope can be rolled (1d6) on the following table:

Table 27: Lycanthropic Disease Results