Archive for the ‘Sex Secrets’ Category
The Menthol Marinade
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:54 No CommentsThis technique really packs a huge payoff for very little prep work. Some women claim that different cough drops provide varying degrees of stimulation. It seems to be purely a matter of personal preference, so don’t be afraid to experiment with a variety of brands and flavors.
Here’s What You Need:
One mentholated cough drop, any [...]
The Sicilian Corkscrew
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:54 No CommentsHere’s a great hand technique that will drive your woman wild.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and her legs open wide.
Sit “Indian-style” between your woman’s legs.
Cross the index and middle fingers of one of [...]
The Cotton Spritzer
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:54 No CommentsThis is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman — it gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.
Here’s What You Need:
One pair of cotton panties. One bottle of wine.
Here’s How You Do It:
Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make sure the panties are [...]
The Standing Wrap
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:53 No CommentsIf you can manage it, this is a position she’ll never forget.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Sit on the edge of the bed and have your woman stand in front of you.
Tell your woman to place one leg on the bed, then [...]
Parad-ice
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:53 No CommentsHere’s another classic technique that’s become a standard today thanks to the movie “9 1/2 Weeks.” If your woman is somewhat shy, it’s a great way to introduce some new things in the bedroom. Even if she’s not shy, it still feels terrific.
Here’s What You Need:
One ice cube.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your [...]
Walking The Wall
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:53 No CommentsThis is a great way to find find just the right angle to stimulate her G-spot.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too. Have her sit on the edge of the bed with her legs apart. With you standing, enter your woman. Have her [...]
Mint Two-lip
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:52 No CommentsThe cooling sensation of peppermint has never been put to better use than in this technique. Your woman will love it.
Here’s What You Need:
One glass of peppermint schnapps.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.
Pour a small amount of [...]
The Sensual Summons
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:52 No CommentsHere’s a great way to stimulate a sensitive, but often neglected, area of your woman’s vagina. You may even run across the elusive and controversial “G-spot.”
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly [...]
The Steaming Diamond
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:52 No CommentsSports trainers and athletes have always known about the magical qualities of moist heat. Nothing soothes and relaxes the muscles faster and more efficiently. One of them may have even come up with this technique.
Here’s What You Need:
Two washcloths. One bowl of hot water. One pair of scissors.
Here’s How You Do It:
Before you’re [...]
The Dutch Drawbridge
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:51 No CommentsHere’s a terrific position that heightens the stimulation of the top portion of your woman’s vagina.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Sit up in the bed with your legs extended in front of you.
Have your woman kneel above you, straddling your lap. Then, [...]
Rescuing The Captain
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:51 No CommentsWhat are you going to do when the Captain goes overboard? You’ve got to rescue him, right?
Here’s What You Need:
One wintergreen or peppermint breath mint with a hole.
Here’s How You Do It:
Put the mint in your mouth and give it a couple of minutes to partially dissolve. In the meantime, get you woman [...]
The Tasmanian Jack-knife
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:51 No CommentsIf you’ve ever wanted to stimulate those hard-to-reach spots inside your woman’s vagina, this is the position to try.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too. Have her lie down on either her left or right side. Tell your woman to take whichever leg [...]
Showergasm
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:50 No CommentsWomen have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it’s your turn.
Here’s What You Need:
One hand-held shower massager.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower massager.
Slowly run the water over your woman’s legs, thighs and stomach. With your free hand, [...]
Chinese Field Goal
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:50 No CommentsThe next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.
Here’s What You Need:
One pair of chopsticks.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her [...]
Baby Elephant Trunks
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:49 No CommentsThis technique feels so good that there’s actually two versions of it. Thanks to our dedicated research team, we’re happy to provide you with both.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Version One:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly [...]
Seltzer-gasm
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:49 No CommentsThis is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive area. Be sure to use the “Gold” variety of the world’s most popular tablet. It’s had the medicinal ingredients removed.
Here’s What You Need:
One glass of water. One effervescent bicarbonate tablet [...]
The Indian Rocking Horse
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:49 No CommentsHere’s a great position that allows for extra-deep penetration.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Enter your woman in the standard missionary position.
Now, both of you sit up while you’re still joined together. Have her put her arms around your neck.
Put both of your [...]
The Venus Butterfly
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:48 No CommentsHere’s another classic technique that’s become legendary. It all started with an episode of the 80’s TV series “L.A. Law.” They referred to it several times, but never even hinted as to how it was actually done. That show generated more mail than any other episode. Everybody was asking, “How do you do The Venus [...]
Cyrano’s Triangle
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:48 No CommentsThis position gives you maximum thrusting capability and lets your woman feel you in places she normally doesn’t.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Have her lie on her side.
Standing over her, lift your woman’s top leg up, resting her foot on your midsection.
Now [...]
The Flickering Candle
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:48 No CommentsHere’s a great technique that will add variety to your oral pleasing talents. It’s been around for centuries. But we’ll bet your woman has never experienced it — until now.
Here’s What You Need:
One candle.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs [...]
Oriental Shoe Shine
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:47 No CommentsHere’s an incredibly stimulating technique that gets its name from the back and forth motion you perform with a silk scarf.
Here’s What You Need:
One long silk scarf. One short silk scarf.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Use the short silk scarf to blindfold her and have her stand with her legs [...]
Whipped Cream Dream
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:47 No CommentsHere’s a classic technique that seems simple enough, but often times goes horribly wrong. Not for you, though, because now you’ll know the secret.
Always use non-dairy whipped topping. The diary products in real whipped cream begin to change as they heat up on a person’s skin. The whipped cream will emit a foul, “sour milk” [...]
The Double “V”
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:47 No CommentsGive your woman the opportunity to control the speed and depth she gets from you with this classic, but often overlooked, position. Make sure you’re freshly showered, though — her nose is going to be pretty close to your feet.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman [...]
The Grapes Of Rapture
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:46 No CommentsHere’s a very erotic technique that sounds like it originated in Roman times. After you treat her to this one, your woman will definitely be hailing Caesar.
Here’s What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes, chilled.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Have her stand with her legs slightly apart. Give her the grapes [...]
OrgasM&M
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:46 No CommentsThis is a great little game that’s not only fun, but will also help you discover erogenous zones on your woman’s body that you never knew existed.
Here’s What You Need:
One piece of candy-coated chocolate, plain variety.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Hand her the candy.
Turn out the lights so that the [...]
Back Seat Driver
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:46 No CommentsLooking for a new position that your woman will go crazy for? Look no further.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.
Stack a couple of pillows on top of each other and lie back against them with your legs slightly bent.
Have your woman straddle [...]
Sue-Bliss
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:45 No CommentsHere’s a classic technique that’s probably been done for thousands of years. It definitely belongs in your “bag of tricks.”
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of honey.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her left side.
Place a single drop of honey on her right ear lobe and another along [...]
The Sultry Sucker
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:45 No CommentsThis is a great technique that creates both a new and unusual bit of stimulation for her, and a delicious taste treat for you.
Here’s What You Need:
One round sucker on a stick, any flavor.
Here’s How You Do It:
Unwrap the sucker and put it in your mouth. Make sure that it is completely smooth, [...]
The Spooning Turtle
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:45 No CommentsHere’s a technique some say was made famous by legendary blues musician Muddy Waters.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too. Apply a small amount of lubricant to your penis. Have her lie on her side and snuggle up behind her. You know: the
classic [...]
Auto-erotica
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:44 No CommentsThere are a lot of cars out there with automatic sunroofs. Hopefully, yours is one of them. If not, find an excuse to rent one for a day; it’ll be worth every penny.
Here’s What You Need:
One car with a sunroof.
Here’s How You Do It:
Park where nobody can see you and open up the [...]
Flower-gasm
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:44 No CommentsYou can’t go wrong giving a woman roses. Here’s a unique, romantic technique that will touch her heart as well as a more erotic location on her body.
Here’s What You Need:
One thornless rose.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back.
Hold the rose over her stomach. Glide the [...]
Patio-gasm
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:44 No CommentsThis is the female version of a technique for his pleasure called “The Lounge Lizard”. Since you’ve already got the chair set up, this would be the perfect time for her to try that one on you.
Here’s What You Need:
One webbed patio lounge chair. Two pillows. One roll of masking tape.
Here’s How You Do [...]
The Minnesota Mindbender
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:43 No CommentsHere’s a technique that originated around the Twin Cities area. As it grows in popularity, there could be a movement to change the state slogan to, “The Land Of 10,000 Lays.”
Here’s What You Need:
A set of Vikings bed sheets are optional.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her [...]
Three Minute Foreplay
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:43 No CommentsOne of the biggest complaints you hear from women is that they don’t get enough foreplay. They feel particularly slighted when they spend ten minutes doing something for their man, like oral pleasuring, and then he reciprocates with thirty seconds of the same for her. Here’s a great way to level the playing field.
Also, if [...]
Strawberry-lation
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:42 No CommentsStrawberries and cream make for a very sensuous snack. This technique takes it one step further.
Here’s What You Need:
Four strawberries. One can of non-diary whipped cream. One knife.
Here’s How You Do It:
Before you begin, cut the strawberries into quarter-inch slices from the top down.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back [...]
Aphrodite’s Ladder
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:42 No CommentsIf you’ve ever made love on a set of stairs, you’re already aware of some of the incredible positions you can come up with. Here’s a romantic technique that guarantees the two of you will never walk up that particular flight the same way again.
Here’s What You Need:
One flight of stairs.
Here’s How You Do [...]
Cotton Can-delight
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:42 No CommentsYou’ve probably awakened many mornings and realized that “the circus was in town.” Now’s your chance to give your woman a special treat straight from under the big top.
Here’s What You Need:
One cone of cotton candy.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have lie on her back with her knees bent and [...]
Hitching To Milwaukee
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:40 No CommentsSome guys seem to forget that vaginal stimulation alone will get you nowhere. For a really powerful orgasm, the clitoris has got to be involved. This is a great little hand technique that’s been around for decades. And, judging by its name, it’s 100% American-made.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You [...]
Buzz Lips
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:40 No CommentsYou’re already proficient at using your tongue to pleasure your woman. Now add a little vibration and you’ve got an unbeatable combination that’s sure to induce wave after wave of incredible orgasms.
Here’s What You Need:
You, with a song in your head.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her [...]
The Crescent Flutter
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:39 No CommentsIn order to achieve maximum stimulation, sometimes a woman’s clitoris needs a little help exposing itself from under its pink, fleshy hood. This is a time-tested technique that uses suction to do just that.
Here’s What You Need:
You, freshly shaven.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with [...]
Laundro-mate
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:39 No CommentsYou know those “magic fingers” beds you find in motels that vibrate when you insert a quarter? This is even better. The vibration is more intense, the position makes for maximum clitoral stimulation and you don’t have to spend fifty bucks on a hotel room.
Here’s What You Need:
One washing machine. One load of wet [...]
Alpha-lingus
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:39 No CommentsThis technique has been around for years. It enjoyed a resurgence in popularity in the late ’80’s, thanks to comedian Sam Kinison, who described it as part of his live stage show. Sam insisted that the best letter is capital “T.” Now you be the judge.
Here’s What You Need:
Just you and your tongue.
Here’s How [...]
Pop Rotica
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:38 No CommentsIt seems like guys, more than women, have a problem with laughter in the bedroom. Sex with someone you love is supposed to be fun, right? So get over it.
When you perform this technique, the two of you can’t help but laugh your way through it. Between the sound and the tingling sensation, it feels [...]
The Satin Cylinder
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:38 No CommentsIt’s not the kind of thing one man would admit to another, but satin really does feel good against your skin. Imagine what it must feel like to a woman’s most delicate, sensitive bit of skin.
Here’s What You Need:
One satin nightshirt. Five bath towels. Two shoelaces.
Here’s How You Do It:
Lay the first towel [...]
Boxing The Compass
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:38 No CommentsDid you know that almost every woman is more sensitive on one side of her clitoris than the other? You do now. So what are you going to do about it?
Here’s a great technique that will let you easily determine which is your woman’s “sensitive side” so you can pleasure her accordingly.
Here’s What You Need: [...]
Ping Me A Love Pong
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:37 No CommentsThere are a lot of women who are intrigued by the idea of being tied up. But when it comes to actually trying it, they get cold feet. This is a great little game that gives your woman a sense of being restrained. In reality, though, she can get up and end it whenever she [...]
The Pearl Escalator
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:37 No CommentsThe soft, smooth texture of a pearl is a perfect complement to a woman’s skin. This technique brings the two together in a way she’ll never forget.
Here’s What You Need:
One pearl necklace.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs open wide. [...]
Popsiclingus
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:36 No CommentsThere’s no more satisfying treat on a hot, summer day that a nice, cold popsicle. We’ve heard that some people actually eat them, too.
Here’s What You Need:
One popsicle (your choice of flavor).
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.
Hold [...]
The Vineyard’s Mist
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:36 No CommentsAny guy can dribble a little wine on a woman and lap it off like a Schnauzer. You’re going to put a new twist on things.
This technique is best when it’s done outside. Find a spot where the two of you can have a (very) secluded picnic.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of wine (the [...]
Snow & Joe
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:35 No CommentsGoing from one temperature extreme to another in a matter of seconds produces a definite sensory overload in the brain. Add that to the fact that you’ll be stimulating the most sensitive area of your woman’s body and you’ve got the makings of a real winner.
Here’s What You Need:
One cup of crushed ice. One [...]
The Passion Peach
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:34 No CommentsThe peach is definitely the most sensuous of all fruits. If you didn’t think so before, just wait until after you try this technique.
Here’s What You Need:
One medium to large peach. One knife.
Here’s How You Do It:
Before you make love, cut a circle about an inch and a half in diameter all the [...]
The Reclining Swan
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:34 No CommentsEvery so often, you need a position where your man can just sit back and enjoy the ride — and the view. This is probably the best position for just that.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Place a couple of pillows against the [...]
Magic Shell-atio
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:33 No CommentsThis is a great technique using the dessert topping that hardens when poured over ice cream. It won’t be the only thing hard tonight.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of “hard shell” chocolate ice cream topping. One teaspoon of butter or margarine. One oblong-shaped balloon or unlubricated condom. One knife.
Here’s How You Do It:
About [...]
The Dueling “O’s”
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:33 No CommentsHere’s an incredibly stimulating hand technique that your man will be thinking about for weeks.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs spread apart.
Sit in between his legs.
Form a ring with the thumb and index finger of [...]
The Cocoa Push-up
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:32 No CommentsHere’s a fun variation on the classic “chocolate syrup” technique.
Here’s What You Need:
One can of chocolate syrup. One plastic cup. One towel.
Here’s How You Do It:
Pour the chocolate syrup into the plastic cup. Spread the towel on the floor.
Get your man naked. Kiss, lick and apply gentle suction to his penis, testicles and [...]
Squeeze & Please
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:32 No CommentsThat cool, minty feeling you get after you’ve brushed your teeth feels great in your mouth. It’ll feel even better on him.
Here’s What You Need:
One toothbrush. One tube of toothpaste.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get you man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Apply the toothpaste to the brush and give your teeth a [...]
The Fireman’s Hose
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:32 No CommentsThis is one of the most satisfying hand techniques you’ll ever learn. It’s been done for centuries, and for good reason.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his knees bent and legs wide apart.
Apply the lubricant to both [...]
The Frozen Jewels
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:31 No CommentsThis technique causes an additional involuntary muscle contraction as your man reaches orgasm, sending an even more intense wave of pleasure rushing through his body.
Here’s What You Need:
Two ice cubes.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs apart.
Tell your man to let you know [...]
The Drugstore Rocking Horse
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:31 No CommentsThis is a must-try position that will give you a lot of control. It’ll give him a great view, plus worlds of freedom to thrust as wildly as he can.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Tell your man to sit on the edge [...]
The Door-gasm
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:31 No CommentsHere’s the home version of a classic technique. Your man won’t know if he’s coming or going.
Here’s What You Need:
One closet or bedroom door. One Phillips screwdriver.
Here’s How You Do It:
Tell your man to remove the doorknob and latch from the door, leaving only the exposed hole. Make sure the hole is free [...]
The Inverted Cane
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:30 No CommentsAfter the holidays, there are always a few peppermint candy canes left over. Here’s how to use one of them in a way “yule” both enjoy.
Here’s What You Need:
One peppermint candy cane.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand.
Kneel down in front of him and unwrap the candy cane.
Using your [...]
Twiddling The Hickory
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:30 No CommentsAre you ready for another awesome hand technique that will have him screaming your name in ecstasy? This one’s a classic.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs spread.
Sit in between your man’s legs, “Indian-style.”
Apply a very [...]
The Pecan Mummy
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:29 No CommentsIf you’re not into making love in the morning, you’re selling your man short. After a night full of erotic dreams, you better believe he would love to wake up to an even sexier reality. Here’s a great way to start his day.
Here’s What You Need:
One pecan twirl pastry.
Here’s How You Do It:
If [...]
Niagara In A Barrel
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:29 No CommentsThis is a great position that lets him know you are ready and willing to fulfill his every sexual desire.
Here’s What You Need:
One bed Two pillows.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Both of you get on the bed and begin making love.
Sliding on your back, maneuver your head to the [...]
The One-Fingered Parrot
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:28 No CommentsThis is a great technique every time you do it for your man — but the first time is always the best. The trick is not letting him in on what you’re doing ahead of time. It may take a couple of minutes to make the connection, but once he does he’ll have the time [...]
Chocolate Cherries Jubilee
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:27 No CommentsIt’s amazing how much pleasure you can derive from a single chocolate-covered cherry. Here’s a fantastic technique guaranteed to satisfy his sweet tooth — and all the rest of them, too.
Here’s What You Need:
One chocolate-covered cherry.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back. Turn the chocolate-covered cherry [...]
The Alley Cat
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:27 No CommentsOnce you treat your man to this position, it will immediately become one his most-requested favorites.
Here’s What You Need:
Two pillows.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too. Lie down on the bed on your stomach. Place both pillows under your hips, stacked one on top of the other. This
positions your vagina [...]
Brew-topia
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:26 No CommentsIn England, tea time is usually at four o’clock in the afternoon; but you can spring this classic technique on your man anytime and really heat things up in the bedroom.
Here’s What You Need:
One cup of hot tea (not scalding).
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand. Kneel down in [...]
Griffin’s Throttle
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:26 No CommentsHere’s a great hand technique that your man won’t be able to get enough of.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand.
Sit down beside your man, facing him.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to you hands. Rub them together to allow the lubricant [...]
The Licorice Lasso
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:25 No CommentsHere’s a fun and playful way to tie your man up.
Here’s What You Need:
One bag of long licorice whips.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on the bed with his arms above his
head. Take one length of licorice and tie his right wrist to the bedpost. Do the same [...]
The Batter’s Box
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:25 No CommentsThere’s an often neglected erogenous zone on your man. It’s the area between his testicles and anus. Many people refer to this area as the “male G-spot.” Give it some attention tonight.
Here’s What You Need:
One washcloth.
Here’s How You Do It:
Run hot water over the washcloth until it is completely saturated. Wring it out.
Fold [...]
The Porch Of Passion
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:25 No CommentsThis technique is definitely one of the most enjoyable ever.
Here’s What You Need:
One porch swing.
Here’s How You Do It:
If you are able to, adjust the height of the porch swing so that the seat is even with the height of your man’s penis.
Get your man naked. You, too. Sit in the porch swing [...]
Maximum Altoid-tude
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:24 No CommentsThis is the infamous Altoid technique. Need we say more?
Here’s What You Need:
One mint.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back. Place the mint in your mouth and let it partially dissolve. Pleasure your man orally, pausing frequently to blow a small stream of
air over the head [...]
Cleopatra’s Cuckoo Clock
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:24 No CommentsThis is a terrific technique you can do using just your hands. When they’re lucky enough to find a woman that knows how to do it, men go absolutely crazy for it.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Sit beside [...]
Baskin Throbbins
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:23 No CommentsHere’s a classic technique that feels surprisingly good. Serve your favorite flavor up tonight — along with your man.
Here’s What You Need:
One scoop of smooth ice cream (don’t use flavors with bits of cookies or candy bars in it).
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back. Place [...]
Fruit Roll Frenzy
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:23 No CommentsThis is an amazingly fun technique that will have your man writhing in pleasure.
Here’s What You Need:
One pressed fruit roll, any flavor.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Kiss and lick his penis, testicles and thighs until your man’s penis is erect. Wrap the fruit roll firmly [...]
In-line Enchantment
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:22 No CommentsYour man has never had an experience like this before. The larger the space you have to move around in, the better.
Here’s What You Need:
One pair of in-line or classic roller skates.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get naked and put on the skates in a non-carpeted area of your house. Invite your man in [...]
The Concord Catapult
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:22 No CommentsHere’s a great game with a terrific payoff for your man. You’ll both have a night full of laughs doing this one.
Here’s What You Need:
One bunch of seedless grapes.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his knees bent and legs slightly apart.
Caress and gently stroke [...]
Palming The Gopher
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:22 No CommentsHere’s another classic technique that will send your man over the edge in no time.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs apart.
Sit in between your man’s legs, “Indian-style.” Place a small amount of lubricant in the [...]
The Singapore Slammer
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:21 No CommentsThis is a wonderful technique that will set you apart from every other woman out there. Use it with caution, though — guys can easily get addicted to this one.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand next to the bed.
Lie on the [...]
The Cardboard Collar
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:21 No CommentsIt’s probably hard for you to believe that this actually works, but it does. Don’t take our word for it, though. Try it out on your man and let him be the judge.
Here’s What You Need:
One empty bathroom tissue roll.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him sit.
Tear off one third [...]
Waterbedlum
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:20 No CommentsIf you own a waterbed or ever have the opportunity to sleep on one, don’t let a single night pass before you give this technique a try.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant. One waterbed.
Here’s How You Do It:
Strip the sheets completely off the waterbed.
Get your man naked. You, too.
Both of you [...]
The Lounge Lizard
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:20 No CommentsThis is truly a favorite of men everywhere. Just the thought of it is enough to bring most guys to full attention.
There’s something about being on his stomach that makes everything your man feels much more intense. Perhaps it’s the increased blood flow caused by gravity.
Here’s What You Need:
One webbed patio lounge chair. Two [...]
Kneading The Cruller
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:18 No CommentsHere’s a classic technique that not many people know about anymore. You can bet your man has never been stimulated like this.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too. Have him lie on the floor, on his back.
Sit down at your man’s side, facing [...]
Skittle-gasm
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:17 No CommentsA lot of women get their tongue pierced because it makes oral sex for their men that much more stimulating. Here’s a way you can get the same effect without the self-mutilation.
Here’s What You Need:
One bag of small, ball-shaped candy.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Open [...]
The Tingling Typewriter
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:16 No CommentsSince computers have come along, it’s hard to even remember what it was like to work on a typewriter. You need the think back, though, because tonight you’re going to type your man the best letter he’s ever received.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. [...]
Sweaterotica
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:16 No CommentsYou know how soft and sensual Angora feels against your skin? Imagine how good if feels against your man’s most sensitive flesh.
Here’s What You Need:
One Angora sweater.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get you man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs slightly apart.
Put on the sweater. Pull one sleeve down so [...]
Aunt Good Time-a
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:15 No CommentsA sweet, mouth-watering trickle of maple syrup — it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of maple syrup.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Hold the bottle about twelve inches above your man’s body and apply a small amount of syrup to his penis [...]
The Windsor Boa
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:15 No CommentsThis is a great way to prolong your lovemaking. Done properly, your man will remain erect for as long as you both like.
Here’s What You Need:
One silk necktie.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too. Have him lie on his back.
Wrap the middle of the necktie once around the base of [...]
The Jamaican Hummingbird
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:14 No CommentsHere’s a classic technique that will have your man whistling a happy tune all week long.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Begin to pleasure him orally. As you do, start to hum. The lower the notes you’re humming, the better.
The vibration from your lips [...]
The Blueberry Swirl
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:14 No CommentsThis one feels indescribably good. Your man will not be able to get enough of it, so you might want to buy the blueberries in bulk.
Here’s What You Need:
One bag of frozen blueberries.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Open the bag of frozen blueberries and take [...]
Name That Nipple
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:13 No CommentsHere’s a great game the two of you should play. Pretend your man is a contestant on a game show. You’re the host — and the grand prize.
Here’s What You Need:
One bag of hard candy in assorted flavors. One scarf. One damp washcloth. One very pathetic “lovely parting gift.”
Here’s How You Do It:
Get [...]
Jell-atio
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:13 No CommentsNot only is this technique fun to do, it gives your man a series of interesting sensations he’s probably never experienced before.
Here’s What You Need:
One gelatin shooter in a paper cup. One spoon.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Use the spoon to carve out a small [...]
The Grecian Wonder Bar
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:13 No CommentsThere’s something about having the muscles in the upper-body contracted at the moment of orgasm that immensely heightens the experience for a man. Variations of this technique have been around for centuries. Here’s the modern-day version.
Here’s What You Need:
One chin-up bar.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand underneath the [...]
The Wheelbarrow
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:12 No CommentsHere’s a great position your man will absolutely love. It allows for extra-deep penetration and puts him in total control of speed and intensity.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too. Get down on the floor, on all fours. Tell your man to squat [...]
#96 The Pleasure Cone
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:11 No CommentsGuys are instantly turned on at the sight of a woman eating an ice cream cone. They’re usually thinking, “Man, I wish I was that cone.” Tonight, he gets his wish.
Here’s What You Need:
One cake cone. One can of non-dairy whipped topping.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on [...]
The Ginseng Drop
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:11 No CommentsThis is an incredibly erotic technique that stimulates an often overlooked area of your man’s body — his testicles.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him get down on the floor, on all fours.
Lie down behind him on your back. Position your head between [...]
The Beaded Mill
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:10 No CommentsHave you ever seen those back-massaging seat covers all the New York taxi drivers use? Well, here’s a smaller version for your man’s penis that will drive him absolutely crazy.
Here’s What You Need:
One pearl necklace.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs apart.
Sit in [...]
The Priority Male
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:08 No CommentsHere’s another great game that will teach you more about what turns your man on than you can imagine.
Here’s What You Need:
Four postage stamps, all connected. One stopwatch.
Here’s How You Do It:
Give your man the postage stamps and the stopwatch. Send him into another room and tell him to get naked.
Instruct him to [...]
Asti Spermanti
Friday, April 11, 2008 15:07 No CommentsCelebrate your man’s love for you with a nice glass of champagne. He’ll be glad you did.
Here’s What You Need:
One glass of champagne.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand. With a glass of champagne in hand, kneel in front of your man. Take a big sip of champagne and [...]


