Penis Enlargement

There comes a time in an adventurer’s life when he/she wants to engage in the act of sex. Unfortunately, the DM’s Guide and Player’s Handbook avoid the subject for obvious reasons. A player rolls dice from pottery to dancing, so why not sex.
At first glance, it may seem that a character can have sex [...]

What Are the Odds?
Sure characters screw around, but in never seems like they get anybody pregnant or get pregnant themselves unless on a whim of the DM. UNTIL NOW! Below is a very simple system to make the decision fairly.
To start, get the base chance for each character (Table 4) that participated in [...]

Elven Interfertility
Elves have been known to produce children with beings of other races. Most of these are the offspring of a union between elves and humans. Elf females sometimes find themselves drawn to human men for a brief while, and human women cannot resist the charms of certain elf males. The child of these [...]

With mammals, gestation period is usually dependent on size. Yet TSR made the elves, who are smaller than humans, have a gestation period of 24 months. Instead of making things complicated, size is not dependant on gestation in these rules but rather maximum age. This will be explained after Table 6.
Table 6 lists the [...]

Backache
The formula to check for backache is as followed: 50% – (Strength + Constitution) + 5 for every previous stage of backache. The backache lasts for 2d4 days. If a woman has a backache, she is in great pain. She should get rest and not engage in strenuous activity. If she decides to, the [...]

Some feel that there should be a charisma penalty imposed to a pregnant character. Supposedly, pregnant women find themselves fat, ugly, and undesirable. Thus, they don’t give of an aura of coolness, magnetism, leadership, and determination. Not to many will follow a moody, weak woman. This “ugly” state would also be reflected in comeliness.
Others [...]

Spell-Casting
A pregnant mage or cleric can cause weird things to happen to an unborn child if she casts spells after the 2nd stage of pregnancy. Magic is the ability to shape, control, harness, and utilize natural forces that infuse the world and surround the character. When a mage or cleric uses her magic ability, [...]

Normally, labor will occur 36+1d4 weeks after conception for humans, elves, and half-elfs. Labor will occur 38-1d4 weeks after conception for dwarves and halflings.
Miscarriages
When a character suffers over 50% of total hit points in damage, there is a chance that she suffers a miscarriage based on how long she has been pregnant. For the [...]

Alcohol has a very bad effect on the developing brain of the fetus. In some areas, the brain may never totally mature. In addition to reduced learning capabilities, a person has little or no sense of “right or wrong”. He/she has little sense of time, so that a potential long jail term means little to [...]

Some DMs may like totally random factors in a character’s generation thus this sexual tendency optional rule is presented. Roll 1d100 on Table 1 to get the sexual tendency of the character using the appropriate social class modifier from Table 2. The reason for the social class modifier: the upper classes have more access to [...]

The Bitch Rule is an option that makes a female PC or NPC very moody. DMs may make this a requirement for all females. Other alternatives are making it an insanity, disease, or curse. The Bitch Rule works best for chaotic characters because they seem to have what it takes to work.
The following are the [...]

This is a simple yet effective way to handle a seduction. It is far more fun than making endless reaction checks and it certainly keeps players on their feet.
The following are the steps for seducing:
· When the character first comes in contact with someone he/she wants to seduce, a normal reaction roll is made (see [...]

This system does not attempt a specific treatment of a subject which is beyond its scope and purpose. What is done, however, is to give general categories of disease and maladies and their game effects.
Chance of Contracting a Disease
To contract a sexual disease, the character must be having sex with somebody who already is [...]

Natural sexual diseases might not seem as bad as magical, but they are as terrible. After choosing the desired disease on Table 1, the DM should roll 1d8 to decide occurrence and 1d8 to decide the severity of the disease.
Table 23: Natural Diseases

 
It is unknown how these magical diseases came about. Some sages say they’re from war, some say that a rip in magical fields caused them, others say that creatures having sex with certain magical beings cause weird things. Whatever the reason, magical diseases aren’t pretty. Magical diseases don’t have an occurrence or severity. They last [...]

 
A character can be struck by insanity due to a curse, psionic attack, disease, etc.. The DM must make sure the role of the insane character is role-played correctly. Naturally, these insanities are not clinically correct. They are designed to conform to game terms and situations. Their inclusion is to fill an area of the [...]

“In general, the continent of Faerun in the Forgotten Realms is marked by sexual equality; females and males are equally educated, respected, valued, and eligible for all roles in society. This applies just as well to southern lands like Calimshan, in which men often have several wives while women have only one husband, although the [...]

Level 1
Baltasar’s Impediment
Detect Venereal Disease
Divine Sexual Experience
Lactation
Level 2
Protection From Disease
Repair Virginity

Induced Pleasure
Power Score: Con -2
Initial Cost: contact
Maintenance Cost: 2/round
Range: touch
Prep Time: 1
Area of Effect: individual
Prerequisite: mindlink, contact
This is the opposite power of Inflict Pain. While no good comes from it (no healing or curative effects), it makes the subject individual shudder and twist in ecstasy. If used in combat, the victim must save [...]

Table 40: Table of Magic Items

Item

X.P.

Boo-Hag Goggles

100

Breast Plate +1

600

Earring(s) of Androgyny

250

Everful Baby Bottle

200

Figurine Of The Willing WonTon

400

Frictionless Sheets

250

Gem of the Vo Yure

250

Girdle of Speedy Gestation

500

Girdle of Hippolyte

1500

Hourglass of Parietals

500

Jackknife of Circumcision

2000

Ladies’ Glass Ball

2000

Lipsticks Of The Houri

Sleeping

1000

Wounding

1000

Weakness

2000

Slavery

3000

Nereid

8000

Death

9000

Morgaine’s Chainmail Bikini

1000

Penis of Astounding

1500

Periapt Of Proof Against Pregnancy

500

Periapt Of Sexual Aides

1000

Perfume/Musk Of Attraction

500

Philter of Love

250

Phylactery of Prophylactics

250

Potion of Aphrodisia

250

Potion [...]

These arrows are the work of ‘Irnar the chaotic mage (protege Morgan Blackheart of the Chaotic Realm). Sometimes while trying to enchant an arrow his mind wanders to perverse or romantic thoughts and the actual enchantment isn’t quite what he wants. He sells such “rejects” to the local weapons store at discount prices (which [...]

Description
The Houri is a nymph of paradise. She was born in a seedy section of a city, growing up in a poor and miserable life but dreaming of a better future. Yet, instead of turning to a life of thievery like most, her beauty and intelligence leads her to a life a magic. [...]

Description
Where the Houri tends to be bubbly and perhaps a little indiscriminate, the Seducer (Seductress if female) is more subtle and discreet in his efforts. He will be dressed elegantly but not showy, have excellent taste in all that matters, and be very capable of following through on everything he promises… but whether [...]

Specialty
Entertainer/Lover/Romantic.
Qualifications
Standard ability scores (Dexterity of 12, Intelligence of 13, Charisma of 15). Gigolos must have a Constitution of 16 or more. Humans, Half-elfs, Elves may become Gigolos but they must be male.
Although it is not required, the recommended alignments for Gigolos are Neutral Good, Neutral, and Neutral Evil. These alignments seem most [...]

# of Slots

Relevant

Check

Proficiency

Required

Ability

Modifier

Contortion

1

Dexterity

0

Massage

1

Intelligence

0

Seduction

1

Charisma

0

Sexual Endurance

1

Constitution

0

Sexual Knowledge

1

Intelligence

0

Contortion
A character with this proficiency is able to contort his body and limbs into extraordinary positions.

Overall Prostitutes
Before getting to know a specific prostitute, the prostitute pool should be known. The DM may make adjustments as she/she deems necessary.
To decide the number of prostitutes in a given settlement examine Table 1. Make adjustments based on alignment of the settlement (Table 2). NOTE: Most DMs feel that the number [...]

A brothel, bawdy house, whore house, relaxation emporium, or whatever the name are places where a person may go for an evening of entertainment (so to speak).
A brothel comes in three sizes

The Blue Tavern
OWNER
Kinalla Silkskin (STR: 9, DEX: 9, CON: 15, INT: 12, WIS: 9, CHA: 12) was once considered the most beautiful and accomplished courtesan in the city (40 years ago). She is still attractive (particularly for the generic set), and will occasionally entertain a customer. Black-haired (with the help of a good [...]

Given the multitude of items in this guide, the old monsters that habit a campaign world can be rediscovered or a new light. Below is a list of monsters that are or can be sensual, sexual, and seductive in nature.
Table 65: Sexual Monsters in Compendiums and Manuals

Low-intelligent beings have an obsession with smut. They love to purchase and look at pornographic periodicals. Player character’s can come across such periodicals in humanoid housing, a seedy magazine stand, a gross conquered enemy, etc.. These periodicals need a name and the following system gives a periodical a name:
1. Roll 2d10 on a [...]

The smells of incense, perfume, and oily naked body’s are thick in the air as you enter this Abyssal layer. The layer itself encompasses a massive palace that stretches far and wide, beyond the imagination. This layer, is the home of the unholy Queen of all Succubi and Incubi, Silviana. Being the [...]

The Love Boat
The player characters book passage on a magic-flying luxury cruise ship nicknamed “The Love Boat” for a relaxing time in the clouds. On the ship, the PCs encounter the crew: Captain Stubing, “Gopher”, “Doc”, Isiac, Julie McCoy. Also, they encounter loads of interesting people and plenty of opportunities to use the [...]

The Gay Man and the Jealous Wife
Have some important married person (maybe nobility) fall in love with one of the characters. This should be a “from afar” affection originally. Then when the man’s wife finds out about it, she could do a couple things. First, try to have the character killed off, [...]